Okay, that’s just wierd.
This is wierd. Jay Leno has these Wasted Teens on. The first guy jumps out of a box with “free puppies” on it for fun, and his trick was to put 10 quarters up his nose. That’s so weird it even made fark ahead of time, so I knew it was coming up. He want’s to be in TV when he grows up.
The second kid is from a town 30 minutes away from Burbank that’s so small neither Jay or Kevin had ever heard of it. He watches movies and writes reviews of them. His trick was to jump rope with his arms.
The third kid had a rat, that he had trouble getting on the plane. He wants to be a Major League baseball player or a sports caster. Apparently, his rat eats tapioca pudding from his mouth. This is wierd and surreal. The kid even talks with his mouth full on national television. Janette thinks the rat eating out of his mouth is disgusting. I think that, weirder than the rat eating out of his mouth, is that they had special “rat eating out of his mouth” music.
And all this was instead of a guest. Decidedly odd.
You know, I just described a bit on a show that millions of people watch. Several orders of magnitude more people saw the show than will read this blog. Oh well. Nothing else happened today for me to blog about.
I’m not that big a fan of Leno anyway, besides the monologues and headlines, but this week’s lineup (and last night’s in particular) is looking pretty damn pathetic.