Are you ready for some football?
The first Monday Night Football game of the season is going on now. Granted, it’s on ESPN instead of ABC and it’s at 8 instead of 9 because it’s preseason, but the important thing is that football is back. 
The summer is so boring, with nothing to watch but baseball. Oh, here’s the kickoff for the second half, so I’m going to watch now. (Though, I don’t care too much since I’m not interested in either of these teams, and I don’t have any fantasy football players to follow yet.)